At bedtime... "Mom, I need something." What do you need? "I need Lawrence." Why? "I need to snuggle him!" "Daddy, you sleep on this side of the bed because it's for old people!" "You're going to be 32. That's old!" "I have a whole pile of animals in the car, mama. What are you going to do with them all?!" "Mom, why don't you say 'Okay, Google'?" After wheat harvest... "Grandma, I have the greatest idea!" What is it? "I'm going to tell Papa to start harvesting again!" "I only have two jobs, dusting and sweeping." What about emptying the dishwasher? (This is the job he's been assigned by us.) "Well, I'm trying to get out of that." "Where do the elk live?" The same place as the bison. "Are they friends?" Yes. "Do they like each other?" "Cars go faster than bunnies...